You are... Michelle Dessler! You really like your computer. I mean, really, REALLY like your computer. If you stray from it, it's usually only to go to another computer (such as one in a van) or stand about looking pissed off. You also went through a bout of lesbianism for no apparent reason. With all that time on the computer, you are probably an expert at Minesweeper and Solitaire :))